April 11, 2005
Tsunami Warning System
Follow these steps:
1. When at the beach, go only to beaches where topless bathing is permitted.
2. At such a topless beach, find a place to station yourself near several topless women who can all be seen with one glance.
3. Maintain observation of your "indicators" as long as you are on the beach.
If you detect an earthquake via the indicators, run for higher ground.
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