Beach Party

Not been the type of people the are into the pointless pursuit of sunbathing we headed to Whitby for 5 days. TBH not really much I can say about it, well actually the idea was for me to get away from working all the time and spend some time with the missus, well we turned up at the hotel on Sunday morning to be greeted by one of the owners looking somewhat flustered, she explained to us that she was having some computer trouble so they were running a little late. andrea looks at me and before I know what’s happening I’ve been pimped out

This one cracked me up - the latest version of Monopoly is “Here and Now”, updated for the times with new properties like Times Square, The Mall of America, LAX, South Beach and the Golden Gate Bridge. They’ve also revamped the playing pieces including a RAZR phone, Toyota Prius, Starbucks coffee, McDonalds fries and - a New Balance sneaker. Nice one Hasbro!

Meanwhile, in Dharamsala, India, the home of the exiled Tibetan government, women in swimsuits compete in a beauty contest to draw attention to their cause (which is political independence and freedom from the murderous Chinese communist party). Since apparently video of innocent Tibetans being gunned down from afar isn’t enough to rouse passion, maybe some hot chicks will be. Which is kind of depressing.

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. But 735 miles later, I’m not so sure. Lake Havasu, the largest body of water in Arizona, could have come through big-time this time of year. But it didn’t.

She then agreed and said, it’s so much harder to lose all that weight, after the 2nd child. I was mentally choking myself and thought…emmm..what are you talking about? You don’t have a tummy!!! Look at mine, my mount. tumms is still there..in fact, i think the permanent feature of a snowy top would be great!. She then said, it has taken her almost 2 years to get back her weight. As I nodded my head, but again I thought..she must be seriously delusional..she’s so damn skinny! I saw you dance the flamenco..you have no body fat!! I was screaming to everyone that you were a mummy of two…TWO!!!! I saw you in a two piece bikini..you have no FAT!!!!!!! I can’t even make myself wear a swimsuit, let alone a bikini!!!!!!!!

What a clever ploy, only accept the numbers from straw polls taken at small gatherings of Katherine Harris fans. Just like the one she did the day before in Daytona Beach:

Anyway, people are asking me about my intention to play canoe polo for New Zealand. I find it all rather amusing. Who cares if I am or not? I’m wondering what difference it makes. Aside from selectors, the rest of the gang have nothing to do with it. Are they planning on squeezing me out? Are they hoping to make me miserable? They’re not asking me to play, so I’m guessing they aren’t asking for nice reasons.

Right on the windy tip of the Bodrum Peninsula on the Aegean Coast of Turkey. If you are a windsurfer or a kitesurfer, or you would like to learn windsurfing or kitesurfing and you are looking for a nice, warm and windy place; 12 years ago we found one in Turkey. We decided to build our centre here and make it the best possible.